Gaggle – Nonsense or Not?

At Energitismo we recognise the importance of recognition, particularly by the enigmatic Gaggle Cockroach, that has become the accepted judge of excellence in publications on the world wide web, which is in itself a key and necessary feature of information transfer in this age of electronic information where not only words but also, and more importantly, images, maps, sketches, diagrams, letters, concepts, non-concepts, opinions, interpretations, formulae, and many other forms of information are shared and not shared among all the many types of creatures, both human and nonhuman who need to know what every other creature is doing, and hence in this wonderful world wide web even though we may not be, at the time of writing an expose, able to even spell a word or put two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten or even more or less words together in a coherent or non-coherent manner to bless the world wide web with our version of personal perfection; but you may wonder where we are going and what the purpose of this exercise in creative wonder is, so I need to explain the value of words as so far we have deposited on the parchment over 185 words which is about 46.25% of a 400 word article, hence let me continue to reach our goal by further explaining in the finest Oxford English how the use of very long words and difficult words such as euthanasia, serendipity, mordacity, gaggle, contradistinction but not contradiction, argumentability, auspiciously, box, antidisestablishmentarianism, and names such as chalmondeley and beauchamp can add immensely to the value of an article such as this ponderous treatise in miniature on gaggle by dealing with these important subjects in crisp, clean, synchronous, non-cacophonic, and crystal clear words, phrases, clauses, sentences, and paragraphs, pointedly and punctiliously, without any doubt in any mind or mindless array of thoughts of any gendered or non-engendered, endangered or non-endangered, dangerous or even totally benign condensation thereof on land, in the air, on or below the aquatic surface or in any mix of those divinely splendid habitats for living and not so living creatures of the planet in which Gaggle has chosen to dominate our information exchange mechanisms for the benefit of digital creative distributed scan rate observers of the beauty of the cockroach, until having subsumed their erstwhile ego desires, do now but worship the utter survivability of the great thermonuclear resistant body, until reaching over 400 words (incomplete sentence)……………gaggle.

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